GARMI...offo...isse daant ke bhagao! :P

The temperatures are soaring 

The weather is so boring!

Ceiling fans don't stand a chance

Nor is the season apt for romance

The deadly heat gonna kill us it seems

The month of May is no way

To get rid of it by any means!

The thirst never quenching

The humidity unending!

When nothing else seems to be the answer

And Nimbu paani is the ultimate saviour!

With the elections gone 

Load shedding is once again on!

Always the one to get step motherly treatment

The suburbs cry for some timely betterment!

When the sun dares you to come out of your comfort zone

The sticky dirty clothes make u moan!

The Air conditioners achieve God-like status

The bathroom showers seem to be comforters emeritus!

With all this garmi giving so much of pain

And the haapus marketing getting all the gain

People feel pinched, people feel burnt

With everyone around tanned,the aam junta learnt

Its not just the season

But the scenario which is the reason...

From the dance of democracy

To the ruins of bureaucracy

Everything seems worse than global warming

Its the pockets, the hearts that are burning

And not just people's skin!

Surely to cure all this we need a jin!!

For me the jin is the magical monsoon 

Like an oasis in the dusty sand-dune!

The cool breeze, the wet soil...

Which makes all the bitter feelings recoil

Transforms the political wave

Makes everyone behave...

Transcends the soul,

Makes every heart go rock and roll!

When kanda-bhaji and a cup of chai 

Is all that you need to get high!

The monsoons come with their own set of problems

But nonetheless the mother earth blossoms

With all the groaning toads coming out of hibernation

But some lovely chirpy birds coming too to your location

The puddles of water aamchi mumbai is famous for

And it wont get cured even this year i am sure

But this lightening, the thunderstorm

Lets you stand and stare 

Makes you warm...

And ends the deadly garmi nightmare!

Simply gives a much needed break to mumbaikars

Who are otherwise all time busy workers

All the greenery, all the heavy showers

Rejuvenates all your superpowers!!

The garmi ki ghamodiya get washed away

Keeps all your sour mood swings at bay!

Such is the charm of the monsoons

Takes away all the fear of sunny afternoons!

So these horrible summers are hated! 

And the lovely rains are awaited!!